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Here we still thought we could fix the problem.

Here we still thought we could fix the problem.

Go Beyond, and Tow Back Home.

July 08, 2016 by Lea Bauer

We’re about halfway to our camping spot in the Western Sahara. The desert stretches out in front of us, in shades of brown, beige and yellow, with a few dots of green and some mountains in the distance. The Land Rover packed to the brim with tents, folding chairs, food, sleeping bags and mats. It’s Owner, Nico, is driving. My friend Arnaud, who brought me along for the ride, is sharing the back seat with Dot, Nico’s dog, a few gallons of water and a bag of fragrant flat bread. The guys discuss the benefits of different 4x4s. Nico is a Land Rover fan, Arnaud has switched to a Nissan. “I like the Land Rover though, maybe I’ll keep it after all,” Arnaud muses. I’m in the passenger seat trying to find music on my phone that will satisfy all ears, when suddenly the Land Rover coughs and stops. "Hm, weird," Nico mutters. He restarts the car, we continue driving. A few minutes later, the same thing happens on an incline. Nico restarts, we continue driving. Just as I hit play on “Ring of Fire”, the car slows to a halt. But this time, the Land Rover won’t budge. Nico turns the key in the ignition, working the pedals with his naked feet. Nothing. He lets out a frustrated groan.

The red 4x4, which has been following us for the last few hours, pulls up behind us. Abdul’s and Sophie’s Toyota is almost as crammed as our Land Rover, but their dog has the backseat to herself. Abdul walks over, while Nico, with a worried look on his face, is already propping open the hood. Arnaud joins them; the three men peer into the engine and start prodding. “Maybe it’s the filter,” Abdul suggests. “Maybe. I have a spare one that we can use.” Nico digs into the middle console and pulls out a cardboard box. “Let’s try it.” Given that I know nothing about cars, I join Sophie in the shade under a nearby tree. It’s part of a dried out riverbed, the only strip of land that has any vegetation that is more than a few inches tall. “If we need to, we could just camp here. It’s pretty nice,” she observes. I agree, and lie down on my roll mat. The landscape is stunning, the heat making the colors dance in the distance.

An hour later I’m waken up by Arnaud. We’re ready to move on - the engine still doesn’t start up, but Nico wants to tow the Land Rover to the homestead of a nomad family he knows. He thinks he could leave the car there if needed, and return from the city with a mechanic in a couple of days time. Problem is, the ground in this part of the desert is soft, not ideal to tow on. And the Sahrawi family lives at least an hour away, across a few riverbeds with deep grooves and bumps amidst the shrubbery. We deflate the tires of both cars to give them more grip in the sand, and connect the Land Rover with the Toyota. By foot, Nico scouts out a path through the river bed, a faint track where other vehicles have driven before. Then, we take speed. Nico is in the front, giving directions to Abdul, who puts his foot on the gas. I’m in the back with Arnaud, who is trying to anticipate the Toyota's movements and change in velocity so as not to rupture the towing rope or get stuck in a dune.

By a mix of luck and boldness, we make it across the first river bed as well as the second, and up a slope. Then, night falls and we decide to take a break and have a drink. By now, the two hooks on the back of Abdul’s 4x4 have given out and we had to reattach the towing rope below the bumper. The connection is a bit more precarious than before. “It’s not far now. See the mountain over there? That’s where the family lives,” says Nico. We cheers to that. It’s pitch black by the time we arrive at the two Bedouin tents. A guy in his twenties and an older man come out to greet us. They don’t seem surprised. The young man, I am told, is the son of the family who owns the livestock, the goats and around fifty dromedaries that are kept close by. The older man is a shepherd and works for them. We share dinner with our host - pasta and meat heaped onto a communal plate. Everyone digs in.

The next morning, I step out of the dim Bedouin tent into broad daylight. The young guy, who’s name is Salama, is already covered in grease. He and Nico, with Abdul and a neighbor who has stopped by, seem to have been working on the engine for a while. “The pump’s gone,” Abdul tells me, “they are trying to feed the gasoline directly into the engine with that hose”. He points towards a see-through plastic hose that Salama is currently feeding into the tank. He sucks on one end until the gasoline stars flowing. It spatters onto his shirt before he feeds the tube into the jerrycan at his feet. “That guy’s crazy. He’s drunk at least a liter of gasoline in the last hour,” Abdul comments. We watch him take the Land Rover’s passenger seat and holds the jerrycan out of the window, while Nico connects the tube to the engine. Nico then starts the car. It sputters, then moves forward. The construction works! They drive a few meters, then return to fix the improvised fuel tank on the Land Rovers roof to make it more practicable for the ride home. 

Soaked in gasoline, Salama walks over to us and casually lights a cigarette. Do we want to see his herd before we head off? Sure thing. In Abdul’s car, we drive a short distance to the well where the dromedaries are being watered by members of Salama’s extended family. There seem to be a lot more than 50 animals. In a weird way, they look both graceful and clumsy, with their long but slightly x-shaped legs and bellies that, if seen from the side, resemble wondering dunes. Their facial expression conveys a certain annoyance, especially when one of the Sahrawi catches an animal with his Shesh to make it pose for pictures. 

You lookin' at me, baby?

You lookin' at me, baby?

By the time we are finally on our way home, it’s already boiling hot. Probably high 30s. At first, the Land Rover is making good progress - not fast, but steady. Through the windscreen I can see the yellow gasoline flow from the tank to the engine. Then, more and more bubbles appear in the pipe. The engine stops. The jerrycan, it turns out, is empty. The construction is leaking, gasoline is smeared across the windscreen and the doors. Abdu climbs on the roof to fill the tank up once more, but the fix doesn’t last long. After three hours we have made hardly any progress, and finally run out of gasoline for the Land Rover. We decide to go back to towing. Certainly until we hit the road, maybe all the way back to the city - all 150km.

Hours later, as the sun is setting, we pull into the parking lot on the outskirts of Dakhla, after having passed one police and two gendarmerie checkpoints. Nobody stopped our convoi - at least not for long. The gendarmerie only took an interest until we had paid the "fine" for towing outside of the city. "We made it!," high fives all around. Dot, exhausted from the heat, barely lifts her head. We unload the camping gear which, although we haven’t used it, is covered in dust. My body, too, feels like I’ve just spent a week without shower, covered in a slimy mix of sweat and dirt. As we take out the last few items from the Nico’s car, Arnaud nods towards the 4x4 parked next to us, a Land Rover with the logo of Arnaud’s company on it. “I guess I’ll sell it after all,” he grins.

July 08, 2016 /Lea Bauer
Morocco
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Moroccan police checkpoint, a hitchhiker's dream.

Moroccan police checkpoint, a hitchhiker's dream.

To Catch a Ride

June 13, 2016 by Lea Bauer

In the midday heat of the West Sahara, heat haze blurs the road leading out of Dakhla. The two policemen manning the first of several checkpoints seem exhausted in their uniforms, lazily waving vehicles through, one by one. They stop some to chat with the driver, especially if it’s a pretty girl. I jump out of my friend’s car - he’s driven me here so I can hitch a ride to my kite camp that’s located 30 minutes out of the city on the lagoon. 

I walk up to the policemen. They ignore me at first; once I catch their attention I try to explain in a mix of bad French and basic English that I’m looking to get back to my hotel up the road. I’m pointed towards the guard house. The guy behind the desk is friendly. “What you work?” “Film,” I say, that’s the next best thing to “nothing really, I used to work for a big company but am taking a year off” that I can come up with that's still semi-true. Again, I explain that I’m trying to hitchhike. He smiles, nodds, and waves to one of the policemen to join us. They chat, then I’m motioned to stand behind the barricade next to a truck parked on the bank. The driver is filling in some paperwork in the guard house. “Attendez! Attendez!” I gather that they want to pick a good car for me to ride with. 

Four minutes later, the police men flag down a grey minivan. They exchange jokes with the guy in his forties behind the wheel; all three of them laugh. One of the officials points at me, gesturing me come over and hop in. I climb onto the passenger's seat. “Salaam Alaikum!” The driver is dressed in jeans and shirt with a sports jacket, the outfit completed by a big watch and impressive ring. “Alaikum Salaam,” I nodds, adding a phrase of thanks in Franglais, and reach for the seat belt. “Tsstsss,” the driver shakes his head and wags his finger. Apparently, he doesn’t approve of the use of safety devices. I abandon my attempt and hold onto the door handle as he steps on the gas and we hurtle towards the desert.

“Hamza,” the driver introduces himself, grinning. He wants to know if I speak any French. “Je ne parle pas le Francais,” is the only pitiful morsel that’s left of 3 years with Madame Aubert in high school. Arabic? No, neither. Hamza seems disappointed, but not deterred. Steering the van with his knees, he turns to me to explain via gestures that he is an octopus sales man. I am suitably impressed. The van does indeed smell distinctly of fish. Apparently, a lot of the catch in the area is caught illegally and smuggled to the market via back roads. The police, of course, knows about this and receives regular pay-offs. Maybe that is why they picked Hamza as trusty ride.

“Muslim? Ramadan?” Hamza wants to know. Today is the first day of the one-month fast. I explain that no, unfortunately, I’m not Muslim and not observing Ramadan. Hamza tuts. I am not sure how to react, and stare ahead at the dashboard. It is decorated with a pair of boxer shorts. On his iphone, Hamza dials a number and puts the call on speaker phone. “Un ami. Il parle aleman.” Someone is saying something on the other end of the line, but I am unable to decipher what. I throw up my hands apologetically and laugh. Hamza grins, hangs up and instead puts on some Arabic tunes. “Good music, yes?” I nod enthusiastically. Arguing seems out of the question.

“Êtes-vous marié?”. Again, I nod and smile, and point at the silver ring I purchased in Bolivia and which for the occasion of this trip I am wearing on the fourth instead of third finger on my left hand. Just in case. I get a thumbs up from Hamza. Where my husband is, he inquires, seemingly surprised that he abandoned me on my own in the West Sahara. I gesture somewhere vaguely ahead of us. I am lucky, Hamza explains, since usually he doesn’t take Western hitchhikers. Or Westerners don’t usually hitchhike? I’m not quite sure, but Hamza makes it clear that “everything very good. Morocco safe.” We’re almost at the hotel. One more police stop - surprisingly, the officials seem undisturbed by a European hitchhiker in Hamza’s fish van. Two minutes later, we screech to a halt by the side of the road. “Shukraan,” I say, and climb out of my seat. Hamza waves goodbye, two rows of white teeth blinking beneath large sunglasses. In a cloud of dust, the octopus salesman vanishes in the distance like a Fata Morgana. I am left behind, with yet another surreal travel experience to ponder upon. Maybe with my husband, over a beer or two.

Yes, this road does lead to the middle of nowhere.

Yes, this road does lead to the middle of nowhere.

June 13, 2016 /Lea Bauer
Morocco, Dakhla, Hitchhiking
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